How posh am I?

I'm house sitting for me nan at the moment, luxuriating in incredibly fluffy bathrobes, drinking gin in the afternoon. It's wonderful!

And yesterday I had a job interview with the ministry of culture and heriage, which was kinda fun. Dunno if I wanna work there though, but if they offer me the job I think I'll have to take it.

Last night I tried to watch The Elephant Man on Rialto channel, but it was sooooooo depressing. So instead I watched the naked chef on the living channel and did about a hundred sudoku puzzles.


AND THEN, Bright Young Things was on Rialto channel. It was fantastic!

So if the next time you see me I call you Dahling and say things like "Oh what a frightful bore" in the middle of a massive party, you'll know why.

If you haven't seen it, or haven't read Vile Bodies by that devine homosexualist Evelyn Waugh (whose wife was incedentl called Evelyn Waugh), it's about a bunch of lovely young rich englishers getting drunk and having lots of parties, but then the war starts and they have to actually work and live.

Really good.

Anywaaaaaay.....

Oh yeah, and I STILL want the one I can't have, and it's STILL driving me mad!

Anyone know any pot-smoking aquarian hairdressers I could dally about with? No scorpios allowed.